Susan asks…Why does everyone take Life so serously?http://www.encyclopediadramatica.com/Serious_business
It seems like everyone on Yahoo!Answers takes everything way to seriously (Judging by the hate mail I get). Do you all honestly expect serious answers when we see the following questions repeated hundreds of times a day?
Such questions:
-Has Judas Rabbi raped your dog yet?
-My cat is sick, what do I do?
-My dog is sick, what do I do?
-I’m sick, what the fuck is wrong with me?
-Should I ask this boy/girl/republican/pelican out?
-My boyfriend/girlfriend/republican/pelican is cheating on me, what do I do?
-I’m cheating on my boyfriend/girlfriend/republican/pelican, am I a dirty whore?
-I have a problem with my router. (Note that this is not a question.)
-I had unprotected sex, could I be pregnate?
-any1 wnat to be my freind?
-MY MOM FUCKING HATES ME WHAT SHOULD I DO!!!!!!!?????????????????????????
-How is babby formed?
-What are the points for?
-Can someone please help me with thes math questions?
When I see these – or other common question – I answer them in the most offensive way possible.
Lighten up people – Don’t take life so seriously, no one gets out alive.
HMFfan: Yes, I encourage you to answer in the most offensive way possible, such Answers give a good laugh to those of us that use Y!A and also have
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